Третий "Гарри Поттер", открытый не на середине, но не с начала:

[marusja]

Harry - this is a Pocket Sneakoscope. If there's someone untrustworthy around, it's supposed to light up and spin. Bill said it's rubbish sold for wizard tourists and isn't reliable, because it kept lighting up at dinner last night. But he didn't realise Fred and George had put beetles in his soup.

Bye - Ron

Как же замечательно :)