Movie-a-minute
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opossum прислал феерическую ссылку: Movie-A-Minute. Отныне все шедевры мирового кино - в кратком изложении ;)It's a Wonderful Life
Directed by Frank Capra, 1946
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard
I'm useless.
Don't say that. The happiness of the entire universe depends on your existence.
Hooray!
THE END
И, конечно же:
Desperado
Directed by Robert Rodriguez, 1995
Ultra-Condensed by Bryan Flynn
They killed my woman and jacked up my hand. I will kill them for that.
(He meets Salma Hayek, and she is HOT. He kills people, and it is COOL.)
No more killing. Unless there is a sequel.
THE END
